Friday, June 1, 2012

Intern Robins Poem

When you post on Twitter about al-Qa’ida
Or a Nuclear Threat in North Korea,
The FBI, the CIA, 
The ATF, the TSA
The DHS, the DEA,
Will all make sure that you’re okay. 
If you just use a Social Network to talk about the Flu
They will check on you.
You might be a Threat,
You might cause a Riot. 
So better be quiet,
Or the Authorities 
Call for a State of Emergency,
And arrest you for insurgency.
When you Exercise your right, 
To let all your friends know,
About that “Incident” last night,
In a bathroom in San Diego,
Or your Home Grown Tomato,
They might sent the Nato,
With a SWAT team and a Bomb Squad.
Because they use these words to check that this nation,
Is not attacked by Pakistani Pirates, Mexican Malware, or Nuclear Nigerians,
ALLITERATION!

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